As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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