honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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