And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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