And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Randomize
