Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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