i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Randomize