just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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