everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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