you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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