i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
No subtext here. People are naked.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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