I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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