is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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