I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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