i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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