Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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