It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
my shit smells like andre
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jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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