I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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