I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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