You're my little dorito
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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