He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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