This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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