So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
worst night to have a conscience
Princesses don't give blow jobs
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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