Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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