Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
