I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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