tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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