doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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