What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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