Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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