thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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