no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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