I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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