I need help removing her.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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