dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm both gender and math confused
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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