The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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