I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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