Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
foreskin is a definite game changer
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Randomize
