ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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