Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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