That's when you crack a 10am beer
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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