if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
The air taste purple.
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