fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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