He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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