i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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