Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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