At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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