This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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