summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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