If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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