"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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