then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
