So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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